¹Taemonim declared to the disciples, “Enlightenment is a headache, you fools! The visions that ensue make life insufferable.”²She then declared, “My work shall be fulfilled beyond the mainstream and then supersede it, so you must faithfully cultivate and purify yourselves with dao.”

³Nonetheless, the disciples failed to grasp Taemonim’s words, so whenever they babbled about enlightenment, still harboring their greed for it,⁴Taemonim exclaimed, “Bah, here’s enlightenment!” and struck them with Her tobacco pipe without mercy.